It’s Thirsty Mondays aaaaand,we wanna serve You with some real hot mamas from Your own tribe…Or a different one given that we all are Africans.
We are a Country of some 42+ solid tribes who’ve co-existed for decades and decades now…And the only time we get to spur and war is when we are incited by our incredibly stupid and empty-headed politicians.
Aside from that,We are a genial community that espouses the importance of Mutual Love,Co-Existence and Harmony.
And in that very warmth breathe,Allow me to parade a battalion of some of the hottest mamas from one of your popular Kabilas…KIKUYU.
Being a Country with many Celebs,drawn from different tribes and backgrounds and communities, It’s important that we celebrate our own…Tribe by Tribe. Positivity Reloaded. Or nah?
And so,Here are the TOP TEN sexiest,hottest,Most Gorgeous and smashing KIKUYU Female Celebs…As voted by,ummm,Me? Ghafla? Collective Social Media thirst? We shall see…
1. ANITA NDERU
This ka-hot lass is the ka-girl whose voice You get to put up with on Capiroo Fm,the home of beauties and plasticness and foreign twengs. She's been on NTV'S Teen Republic hosting alongside that other girl,Anto Neo Soul. And then she left...For cooler waters.
Anita's sexiness is really brought out by her impossible to beat beauty,sweet smile,cuddly body,genial nature,blazing hot eyes and that hair.
Plus a few months back,it was alleged that she was beaten up like a Burukenge by her wild Capital FM colleague,Miss Mandi. Well,You know You are a hot Mama when You get a beating from ya fellow bitch! For whatever reason.
Anita's a men killer...A fashion killer and definitely NOT a mood killer...Especially in bed. Or thereabouts.
Keep listening to her...And following her...Cuz girl's a hot sexy mama! In every sense of the word! Kikuyu Name? Njeri Nderu.
2. STL
STL,better known as Stella Mwangi,is that fine ass rapper/singer from Maragua. But based in Norway. STL,who blew up in the Kenyan Music scene circa 2005,doing some really ratchet tu-songs with wakina Kantai,has now morphed into quite the powerhouse. Ccollaboratingwith stars as huge as Mohombi. And representing her adopted Country-Norway-in the Europe-wide music competition Eurovision.
STL’s fashion sense is seriously on FIRE! She’s not shy to flaunt her goodies,be a badass,act all naughty,smoke cigars,flaunt those very fiiiine legs and even use quite a generous supply of swear words in some of her profanity-laden Rap songs. And isn't that all the fap ingredients we all want?
STL is Moto! Kama Pasi. Kikuyu name? Mwangi. As in,Sterra Mwagi.
3. HUDDAH MONROE
What is there to say about the most talked about,most photographed, most scintillating, most controversial, most visible and most happening Socialite in Kenya?
She’s your Wife’s worst nightmare. And your girlfriend’s secret lesbian crush. Girl is badder than Cleopatra. And her fashion sense is on Karl Lagerfeld’s level. Also,she is not shy to bare all…Her life,her private goodies,her tatas…Her everything. It’s food for all. And it’s very sumptuous food,brutha. Baddest Girl Numero Uno!
Girl is HOT! Oh,so very very Hot! Kikuyu name? Njoroge.
4. AVRIL
This Ogopa Deejays protégé is anutha one…Fresh from the oven. And very very gorgeous. Avril’s been around for a minute,too. And has been behind some of the biggest Girl hits from Ogopa Deejays.
Girl has also,reportedly,driven Tanzania’s sensation Diamond really crazy. And Diamond,now Zari Hassan’s errands boy,has himself confessed of how smitten he’s been of Avril. And how much he’d love to date her. And THAT IS Diamond talking! Tha King Of East Africa!
Heck,she was even recruited as his love interest in the video for his smash hit Kesho.
Avril’s been driving men wild for years now…And even though that South Africa-based Jamaa threatened to marry her,bado we still want her. Or,to put it more curtly,fap to her.
Girl is Moto! Wa Kuotea Mbaleeee…….Kikuyu Name? Nyambura.
5. BRENDA WAIRIMU
She’s that veeeeery dangerously beautiful girl from that defunct NTV show,Mali. And also the wife to Kenya’s Gospel Gangsta,Juliaaneeeee.
Man,how Juliani,the Dandora native,managed to sweep this impossibly hot mama off her feet…I still will never understand. Brenda is beautiful,sweet,hot,smokin’ and drop-dead gorgeous.
Lord knows just how beautiful their daughter really will be…Plus she’s young and fresh. I mean,who doesn't love a girl whose young and fresh??! Give Me some Brenda anytime!
Absolutely HOT! Hotter than your grandmother’s kitchen…On a cold Wednesday. Kikuyu name? Wairimu.
6. WANGECHI
Yup,I have been havin’ a crush on this ka-girl for like,85 years now! Wangechi is that very fine female rapper signed to Music genius,Kevo Provoke. But she’s more known for that much-publicized,death-defying car accident she encountered last year…
Wangechi’s been hot since creation…And is not about to stop. Good news? She is NOT dating. At least the last time I checked.
She’s painfully beautiful…With the eyes of a Queen,the face of a goddess and the swag of a 1930’s youth in Harlem,USA.
Plus she raps harder than all the fuckin' male rappers in Kenya combined.
Salute to tha sexy Female Kendrick Lamar. Veeery Hout! Kikuuyu name? It’s obvious,Wangechi.
7. VICTORIA KIMANI
She’s more Nigerian than she is Kenyan,of late. But we all know she was born here…Or was she? At least she hope she was,if that ‘I was born in Los Angeles’ line she uses can be a lie. But who knows. All we know is,Girl’s parents live here. And run a Church in,Juja? Plus her brother Bamboo’s been around for a million years.
Victoria is very very sexy…With those thighs,those eyes,that swag,that fuckin phat ass,that skill,that bedroom voice and those delicate lips. Plus she’s bad on TV,too. You can imagine how bad she can be…Between da sheets.
Mtoto ameumbwa! Kuliko Mbwa! Too hot to handle! Kikuyu name? Kimani.
8. MISS KARUN
This is the ka-singer who,after blowing up really hard with that camp that used to be called Camp Mullah,dumped the Camp to go pursue further studies in Los Angeles,USA. And broke sooooo many hearts. Oh,so many!
Karun was the sexy sexy thing that used to croon those very melodic Camp Mulla choruses…Her sense of fashion,kinky attires,smoky eyes,full lips,gorgeous smile,bad gal image,petite bode and sensuous countenance is what made her make it to this hallowed list. Plus,Uhuru Kenyatta even attended her Album Launch! Lanes,Bro!
And that body? Very phuckin Hot! She could be our Rihanna if she waited a little longer…Or sang a little more.
Lakini,watu lazima wasome. Girl was Hot. She still is. Oh,very very! Kikuyu name? Karungari.
9. MUTHONI KUNGA-ELANI
Wait,I am not really sure this Mama is even Kikuyu. Muthoni could be Meru. Or Embu. Or even Kamba in some extreme cases…But we shall assume she is Kyuk.And be proved…RIGHT!
Well,this is the Mama with the hottest bust in Nairobi...Girl’s got the finest pair of twins in this freakin’ cold streets. And if You’ve watched enough Elani videos as I have,You will notice them bouncin’ sweetly as she walks...as gracefully as a billion Angels.
Muthoni’s beauty and sexiness doesn't stop at her very titillating titties…Her face,too,is a testament of pure craftsmanship. And her voice? Heavenly!
Girl be killin’ em. Oh,wit a sword and a gun. Super Hot is her middle name….Kikuyu name? Muthoni. Kunga…
10. JANET MBUGUA
The ONLY downside to all this is that,this girl Janet is about to get hitched…Less than 10 days from now. And,that,my friends,is VERY BAD NEWS.
But we are all happy for her..Or aren't we? Of course we are! But even after the fairy tale wedding,Janet won’t stop being HOT. And as incredibly sexy and sweet and alluring as she always have been.
She’s one of the biggest reason jamaas even watch Citizen TV…To thirst over her..Oh,with those tu-short skirts,rangi ya thao,that smile and that oh-so-welcoming attitude. We all want to marry her,don’t we?
But Congrats,Eddy..For sweeping this very hot thing off her dainty feet. Brutha,thou art lucky! Kikuyu name? Wamuni Mbugua.
TOMORROW...TOP TEN SEXIEST LUO FEMALE CELEBS IN KENYA...
It’s Thirsty Mondays aaaaand,we wanna serve You with some real hot mamas from Your own tribe…Or a different one given that we all are Africans.
We are a Country of some 42+ solid tribes who’ve co-existed for decades and decades now…And the only time we get to spur and war is when we are incited by our incredibly stupid and empty-headed politicians.
Aside from that,We are a genial community that espouses the importance of Mutual Love,Co-Existence and Harmony.
And in that very warmth breathe,Allow me to parade a battalion of some of the hottest mamas from one of your popular Kabilas…KIKUYU.
Being a Country with many Celebs,drawn from different tribes and backgrounds and communities, It’s important that we celebrate our own…Tribe by Tribe. Positivity Reloaded. Or nah?
And so,Here are the TOP TEN sexiest,hottest,Most Gorgeous and smashing KIKUYU Female Celebs…As voted by,ummm,Me? Ghafla? Collective Social Media thirst? We shall see…
1. ANITA NDERU
This ka-hot lass is the ka-girl whose voice You get to put up with on Capiroo Fm,the home of beauties and plasticness and foreign twengs. She's been on NTV'S Teen Republic hosting alongside that other girl,Anto Neo Soul. And then she left...For cooler waters.
Anita's sexiness is really brought out by her impossible to beat beauty,sweet smile,cuddly body,genial nature,blazing hot eyes and that hair.
Plus a few months back,it was alleged that she was beaten up like a Burukenge by her wild Capital FM colleague,Miss Mandi. Well,You know You are a hot Mama when You get a beating from ya fellow bitch! For whatever reason.
Anita's a men killer...A fashion killer and definitely NOT a mood killer...Especially in bed. Or thereabouts.
Keep listening to her...And following her...Cuz girl's a hot sexy mama! In every sense of the word! Kikuyu Name? Njeri Nderu.
2. STL
STL,better known as Stella Mwangi,is that fine ass rapper/singer from Maragua. But based in Norway. STL,who blew up in the Kenyan Music scene circa 2005,doing some really ratchet tu-songs with wakina Kantai,has now morphed into quite the powerhouse. Ccollaboratingwith stars as huge as Mohombi. And representing her adopted Country-Norway-in the Europe-wide music competition Eurovision.
STL’s fashion sense is seriously on FIRE! She’s not shy to flaunt her goodies,be a badass,act all naughty,smoke cigars,flaunt those very fiiiine legs and even use quite a generous supply of swear words in some of her profanity-laden Rap songs. And isn't that all the fap ingredients we all want?
STL is Moto! Kama Pasi. Kikuyu name? Mwangi. As in,Sterra Mwagi.
3. HUDDAH MONROE
What is there to say about the most talked about,most photographed, most scintillating, most controversial, most visible and most happening Socialite in Kenya?
She’s your Wife’s worst nightmare. And your girlfriend’s secret lesbian crush. Girl is badder than Cleopatra. And her fashion sense is on Karl Lagerfeld’s level. Also,she is not shy to bare all…Her life,her private goodies,her tatas…Her everything. It’s food for all. And it’s very sumptuous food,brutha. Baddest Girl Numero Uno!
Girl is HOT! Oh,so very very Hot! Kikuyu name? Njoroge.
4. AVRIL
This Ogopa Deejays protégé is anutha one…Fresh from the oven. And very very gorgeous. Avril’s been around for a minute,too. And has been behind some of the biggest Girl hits from Ogopa Deejays.
Girl has also,reportedly,driven Tanzania’s sensation Diamond really crazy. And Diamond,now Zari Hassan’s errands boy,has himself confessed of how smitten he’s been of Avril. And how much he’d love to date her. And THAT IS Diamond talking! Tha King Of East Africa!
Heck,she was even recruited as his love interest in the video for his smash hit Kesho.
Avril’s been driving men wild for years now…And even though that South Africa-based Jamaa threatened to marry her,bado we still want her. Or,to put it more curtly,fap to her.
Girl is Moto! Wa Kuotea Mbaleeee…….Kikuyu Name? Nyambura.
5. BRENDA WAIRIMU
She’s that veeeeery dangerously beautiful girl from that defunct NTV show,Mali. And also the wife to Kenya’s Gospel Gangsta,Juliaaneeeee.
Man,how Juliani,the Dandora native,managed to sweep this impossibly hot mama off her feet…I still will never understand. Brenda is beautiful,sweet,hot,smokin’ and drop-dead gorgeous.
Lord knows just how beautiful their daughter really will be…Plus she’s young and fresh. I mean,who doesn't love a girl whose young and fresh??! Give Me some Brenda anytime!
Absolutely HOT! Hotter than your grandmother’s kitchen…On a cold Wednesday. Kikuyu name? Wairimu.
6. WANGECHI
Yup,I have been havin’ a crush on this ka-girl for like,85 years now! Wangechi is that very fine female rapper signed to Music genius,Kevo Provoke. But she’s more known for that much-publicized,death-defying car accident she encountered last year…
Wangechi’s been hot since creation…And is not about to stop. Good news? She is NOT dating. At least the last time I checked.
She’s painfully beautiful…With the eyes of a Queen,the face of a goddess and the swag of a 1930’s youth in Harlem,USA.
Plus she raps harder than all the fuckin' male rappers in Kenya combined.
Salute to tha sexy Female Kendrick Lamar. Veeery Hout! Kikuuyu name? It’s obvious,Wangechi.
7. VICTORIA KIMANI
She’s more Nigerian than she is Kenyan,of late. But we all know she was born here…Or was she? At least she hope she was,if that ‘I was born in Los Angeles’ line she uses can be a lie. But who knows. All we know is,Girl’s parents live here. And run a Church in,Juja? Plus her brother Bamboo’s been around for a million years.
Victoria is very very sexy…With those thighs,those eyes,that swag,that fuckin phat ass,that skill,that bedroom voice and those delicate lips. Plus she’s bad on TV,too. You can imagine how bad she can be…Between da sheets.
Mtoto ameumbwa! Kuliko Mbwa! Too hot to handle! Kikuyu name? Kimani.
8. MISS KARUN
This is the ka-singer who,after blowing up really hard with that camp that used to be called Camp Mullah,dumped the Camp to go pursue further studies in Los Angeles,USA. And broke sooooo many hearts. Oh,so many!
Karun was the sexy sexy thing that used to croon those very melodic Camp Mulla choruses…Her sense of fashion,kinky attires,smoky eyes,full lips,gorgeous smile,bad gal image,petite bode and sensuous countenance is what made her make it to this hallowed list. Plus,Uhuru Kenyatta even attended her Album Launch! Lanes,Bro!
And that body? Very phuckin Hot! She could be our Rihanna if she waited a little longer…Or sang a little more.
Lakini,watu lazima wasome. Girl was Hot. She still is. Oh,very very! Kikuyu name? Karungari.
9. MUTHONI KUNGA-ELANI
Wait,I am not really sure this Mama is even Kikuyu. Muthoni could be Meru. Or Embu. Or even Kamba in some extreme cases…But we shall assume she is Kyuk.And be proved…RIGHT!
Well,this is the Mama with the hottest bust in Nairobi...Girl’s got the finest pair of twins in this freakin’ cold streets. And if You’ve watched enough Elani videos as I have,You will notice them bouncin’ sweetly as she walks...as gracefully as a billion Angels.
Muthoni’s beauty and sexiness doesn't stop at her very titillating titties…Her face,too,is a testament of pure craftsmanship. And her voice? Heavenly!
Girl be killin’ em. Oh,wit a sword and a gun. Super Hot is her middle name….Kikuyu name? Muthoni. Kunga…
10. JANET MBUGUA
The ONLY downside to all this is that,this girl Janet is about to get hitched…Less than 10 days from now. And,that,my friends,is VERY BAD NEWS.
But we are all happy for her..Or aren't we? Of course we are! But even after the fairy tale wedding,Janet won’t stop being HOT. And as incredibly sexy and sweet and alluring as she always have been.
She’s one of the biggest reason jamaas even watch Citizen TV…To thirst over her..Oh,with those tu-short skirts,rangi ya thao,that smile and that oh-so-welcoming attitude. We all want to marry her,don’t we?
But Congrats,Eddy..For sweeping this very hot thing off her dainty feet. Brutha,thou art lucky! Kikuyu name? Wamuni Mbugua.
TOMORROW...TOP TEN SEXIEST LUO FEMALE CELEBS IN KENYA...
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